{"product_id":"high-mileage","title":"High Mileage. Low Standards. | Funny Car Guy Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGARAGE DEAL:\u003c\/strong\u003e Buy any 2 Garage candles and save 15% automatically. No code needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHIGH MILEAGE. LOW STANDARDS.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the guy who calls 180,000 miles “just getting broken in,” owns one good flashlight and seventeen questionable extensions, and would rather be in the garage anyway. This is a funny car guy candle that looks like it belongs next to the sockets, not the throw pillows.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent: ADEQUATE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot faint praise. Strategic praise. Bergamot and spruce open crisp, cypress and sage bring the garage-door-open air, then palo santo, patchouli, dark musk and smoke settle in underneath. Earthy, woody, smoky and considerably more sophisticated than the name deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eA gift for the car guy who has everything\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBirthday gift for your husband. Gift for Dad. Gift for the mechanic who can hear a bad bearing from three parking lots away. If you’re shopping for gifts for car guys, gearheads or garage people and another socket set feels lazy, congratulations. You found the weird one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe hardware\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e16 oz hand-poured paint-can candle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWood wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApricot, coconut and soy wax blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApprox. 70-hour burn time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural off-white wax, no dyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWood-wick note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Trim the wick to about 1\/8\"–3\/16\" before lighting and keep the wax pool clear of debris.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c!-- ss-seo-links --\u003eKeep digging: shop the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sinscents-garage\"\u003eSinscents Garage collection\u003c\/a\u003e or steal a few ideas from our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/employee-log\/best-gifts-for-car-guys\"\u003egift guide for car guys\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sinscents","offers":[{"title":"ADEQUATE","offer_id":48430180827342,"sku":"PMH61-L-SC.1872087","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/5846\/1134\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Oct_7_2026_06_45_59_AM-1.png?v=1791370471","url":"https:\/\/sinscents.com\/products\/high-mileage","provider":"Sinscents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}