{"product_id":"hes-fine-uncles-eggnog-christmas-candle","title":"He’s Fine — Uncle’s Eggnog Spiced Oat Milk Christmas Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eUncle’s Eggnog Christmas Candle — For the Man Who’s “Fine”\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUncle has claimed the recliner, acquired a suspiciously large mug, and announced he’s fine. We’ll check on him. We’re not monsters. We may finish our tea first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny Christmas gift for an uncle turns a familiar holiday scene into a cozy candle with \u003cstrong\u003eUncle’s Eggnog\u003c\/strong\u003e on the label. Its warm blend of cinnamon, brown sugar, oat milk, and praline is creamy, cozy, and festive—with none of the family’s questionable beverage math.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny Christmas candle for the uncle who tells the same story every year, the host who keeps refilling everyone’s glass, or the relative whose nap starts before dessert.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz frosted glass vessel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNet wax weight: 7.2 oz (204 g)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFragrance: Uncle’s Eggnog — cinnamon, brown sugar, oat milk, and praline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDay 7 of the Sinscents 12 Days of Xmas Mischief collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-candles\"\u003eShop the Sinscents Christmas candle collection\u003c\/a\u003e—and maybe text Uncle to make sure he got home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!-- white-elephant-parent-link --\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKeep browsing:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-candles\"\u003eSee the rest of the Luxury Christmas Candles \u0026amp; Holiday Gifts collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sinscents","offers":[{"title":"Uncle’s Eggnog","offer_id":48402851233998,"sku":"PMH60-SOM.1869249","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/5846\/1134\/files\/Drunk_Uncle_Christmas_Candles.jpg?v=1790499830","url":"https:\/\/sinscents.com\/products\/hes-fine-uncles-eggnog-christmas-candle","provider":"Sinscents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}