{"product_id":"fish-in-the-microwave-candle","title":"Fish in the Microwave — White Elephant Candle Gift","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sinscents-product-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThere are rules in civilized society.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHold the elevator. Refill the coffee. Do not microwave fish in a shared office unless your goal is to make enemies on three floors at once. \u003cem\u003eFish in the Microwave\u003c\/em\u003e is a funny office candle and white elephant gift for the coworker who has absolutely had enough of reheated haddock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOffice Survival Scent\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBright lemon and sea salt cut through the nonsense, fresh herbs clean things up, and cedarwood brings the whole operation back under adult supervision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eScent Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLemon • Sea Salt • Herbs • Cedarwood\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring it to an office gift exchange, Secret Santa, Yankee Swap, or coworker Christmas party. It’s a funny gift for coworkers who appreciate office humor and know the microwave rules exist for a reason.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne of six distinct designs in the Sinscents Office Series.\u003c\/strong\u003e Each design is a limited release; when this one sells out, that’s it. Sold-out designs won’t be restocked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e13.75 oz Clear Jar Candle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePremium soy wax\u003cbr\u003eSinscents original design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBurn it. Clean it. Reuse it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eBad Influence. Great Candles.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c!-- ss-seo-links --\u003eMore office damage: browse the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/office-humor-white-elephant-gifts\"\u003eOffice Humor collection\u003c\/a\u003e or our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/employee-log\/white-elephant-gift-ideas\"\u003eWhite Elephant gift ideas\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sinscents","offers":[{"title":"Office Survival Scent \/ 13.75","offer_id":48427229348046,"sku":"md_xv0CtvjdC32f2jjKEMyb__Kuu9DTypuQgKfKP0Nlpz0_1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/5846\/1134\/files\/fish.png?v=1791181217","url":"https:\/\/sinscents.com\/products\/fish-in-the-microwave-candle","provider":"Sinscents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}