{"product_id":"diy-plumbing-funny-handyman-gift-candle","title":"DIY Plumbing | Funny Handyman Gift Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe Have Water\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe said he could fix it. Technically, water is moving. Nobody specified where.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDIY Plumbing is a funny handyman gift for the husband, boyfriend or dad whose repair plan starts with confidence and ends with a bucket. Jynx has assembled a plumbing system from spare parts, questionable joins and the deeply reassuring belief that duct tape counts as engineering. The floor has become a water feature. He is calling that a bonus.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuy it for the man who already owns every tool and still cannot locate the shutoff valve. It makes a birthday or Christmas gift with a very specific message: we love you, and we have kept the plumber’s number.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eMassive Damage: the scent\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eMassive Damage smells considerably better than the project looks. Bright citrus opens into lavender and jasmine, with cedarwood and oakmoss giving the fresh, aquatic fragrance a grounded finish. The name belongs to the damage report. The scent belongs in a room you actually want to sit in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe goods\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e13.75 oz candle in a clear glass vessel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScent: Massive Damage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFragrance notes: Bright Citrus • Lavender • Jasmine • Cedarwood • Oakmoss.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural soy wax and USA-made fragrance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured in New England.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Sinscents character artwork.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mens-luxury-candles\"\u003efunny candles for men\u003c\/a\u003e for more gifts with questionable judgment and excellent timing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBad Influence. Great Candles.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sinscents","offers":[{"title":"Massive Damage \/ 13.75","offer_id":48463130001614,"sku":"FRO-SB-1-DIYPlumbingW9fe10d","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/5846\/1134\/files\/sinscents-diy-plumbing-massive-damage-hero.png?v=1792535245","url":"https:\/\/sinscents.com\/products\/diy-plumbing-funny-handyman-gift-candle","provider":"Sinscents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}