{"product_id":"chaos-dog","title":"Chaos Dog | We Need to Discuss Your Attack Dog | Funny Dog Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eChaos Dog\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe need to discuss your attack dog.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe weighs nine pounds, fears the vacuum, and has personally decided the UPS driver is an enemy of the state.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone else gets the teeth. Grammy gets diplomatic immunity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent: Thunderstorm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBright Citrus • Lavender \u0026amp; Jasmine • Cedarwood \u0026amp; Oakmoss\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFresh, bright and clean. Nothing about the fragrance says ankle violence. The dog handles that department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e13.75 oz clear glass candle. No. 07 of 12 in the Sinscents Family Life Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollector warning:\u003c\/strong\u003e only 100 copies of No. 05 BFF exist, so only 100 complete 12-candle Family Life sets can ever be assembled. The little dog is not helping inventory control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny dog lover gift, family gift, gag gift, White Elephant gift, or peace offering for the delivery person currently backing toward the truck.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c!-- ss-seo-links --\u003eMore family evidence: browse the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/family-life-collection\"\u003eFamily Life collection\u003c\/a\u003e or our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/white-elephant-gifts\"\u003eWhite Elephant gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sinscents","offers":[{"title":"Thunderstorm \/ 13.75","offer_id":48426561306830,"sku":"SS-FL-07-THUNDERSTORM","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/5846\/1134\/files\/Chaos_Dog_Candle_in_a_Cozy_Mess.png?v=1791076914","url":"https:\/\/sinscents.com\/products\/chaos-dog","provider":"Sinscents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}