{"product_id":"brain","title":"The Brain | Funny Bridal Party Gift Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI did the math. We’re still going.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLily has done the math. The math says this is a terrible idea. Conveniently, she has also prepared Plan B, Plan C and a convincing explanation for why everyone should go anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Brain is a bridal party planner gift for the friend running the spreadsheets, reservations and strategic nonsense. Mercy is ready to approve it. Blanca would prefer to review the risk assessment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCalculated Risk\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eCalculated Risk layers eucalyptus, lavender and earthy woods: fresh, herbal and grounded. At least something in this operation is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe candle\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClear-glass 11oz tumbler with 8.5oz (241g) soy wax fill.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCotton wick; no lid.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximately 45–55 hours of burn time with proper care.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBurn within sight on a stable, heat-resistant surface, away from drafts, fabrics, children and pets.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sinscents","offers":[{"title":"Calculated Risk \/ 11oz","offer_id":48470139076814,"sku":"FRO-EL-6-ChatGPTImage6e9cdb","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/5846\/1134\/files\/brain-01-hero.png?v=1792993542","url":"https:\/\/sinscents.com\/products\/brain","provider":"Sinscents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}