{"product_id":"balsam-cedar-christmas-tree-candle","title":"Shit, It’s Down! — Balsam \u0026 Cedar Christmas Tree Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Christmas Tree Candle for Cat Lovers — Shit, It’s Down!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tree was up. The cat had other plans. One ornament is missing, the lights are in a knot, and the cat is sitting nearby with the expression of someone who has already lawyered up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny Christmas tree candle is for cat owners, pet people, and anyone whose holiday decorating has become a two-person job: one person stands the tree back up; the other watches the cat. We’ll help clean up. We’re still allowed to say, “Well, shit.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe label scent is \u003cstrong\u003eInto the Woods\u003c\/strong\u003e, a fresh evergreen and warm cedar fragrance that brings classic Christmas-tree atmosphere to a scene that is decidedly not classic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it as a Christmas gift for a cat lover, a funny holiday candle for a pet owner, or a Secret Santa gift for the friend whose tree is on borrowed time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz frosted glass vessel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNet wax weight: 7.2 oz (204 g)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoy wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFragrance: Into the Woods — balsam and cedar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDay 1 of the Sinscents 12 Days of Xmas Mischief collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-candles\"\u003eShop the full 12 Days of Xmas Mischief Christmas candle collection\u003c\/a\u003e—before the cat does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!-- white-elephant-parent-link --\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKeep browsing:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-candles\"\u003eSee the rest of the Luxury Christmas Candles \u0026amp; Holiday Gifts collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sinscents","offers":[{"title":"Into the Woods","offer_id":48402834292942,"sku":"PMH60-BC.1869230","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/5846\/1134\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_d65a972a-de22-40ca-8334-23fd6c16b43d.png?v=1790570237","url":"https:\/\/sinscents.com\/products\/balsam-cedar-christmas-tree-candle","provider":"Sinscents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}