{"title":"Funny White Elephant Gifts \u0026 Candles","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBring the gift they’ll fight over.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop funny White Elephant gifts with great fragrance and absolutely questionable manners. Sinscents turns scented candles into conversation starters for family gift exchanges, friends and coworkers who appreciate a good punchline. Pick the joke that fits your crowd. Let the stealing begin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny White Elephant gifts under $50\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA $50 gift-exchange budget leaves room for a candle with personality. Explore picks under $50, from Beer O’Clock and Morning Wood to holiday chaos like He’s Fine and Some Assembly Required. Check the current price and selected options on each product page; shipping and tax are additional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe label gets the laugh. The fragrance gives them a reason to keep it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePick the candle that gets your crowd\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the beer lover:\u003c\/strong\u003e Beer O’Clock brings happy-hour humor to the unwrapping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the group with no filter:\u003c\/strong\u003e Morning Wood and Seaman lean into the double entendre. You know exactly who will read those out loud.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the online-shopping enthusiast:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Package Came celebrates a delivery with a very Sinscents punchline.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor parents who assemble everything:\u003c\/strong\u003e Some Assembly Required understands the holiday shift that starts after the kids go to bed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the family storyteller:\u003c\/strong\u003e He’s Fine and Shit, It’s Down! turn familiar Christmas chaos into a gift everyone recognizes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eYankee Swap and Dirty Santa gifts with attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether your invitation says White Elephant, Yankee Swap or Dirty Santa, follow your group’s rules and bring something worth unwrapping. Our candle gifts combine adult humor with home fragrance for the person who wants the joke and the candle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoosing a gift for coworkers? Match the label to your workplace. Buying for friends or family? You probably already know who can handle Morning Wood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNeed White Elephant gift ideas?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStart with your spending limit, then choose the personality: beer lover, exhausted parent, holiday troublemaker or friend who lives for a double meaning. A familiar joke makes the gift feel considered—even when nobody knows who brought it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRead our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/employee-log\/white-elephant-gift-ideas\"\u003eWhite Elephant gift ideas guide\u003c\/a\u003e for more help choosing. Explore \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/family-life-collection\"\u003efunny family gifts and candles\u003c\/a\u003e for your favorite relatives, or browse our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-candles\"\u003eChristmas candles and holiday gifts\u003c\/a\u003e for more seasonal mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBad Influence. Great Candles.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"beer-o-clock-cold-one-scented-candle-13-75-oz","title":"Beer O’Clock – Cold One Scented Candle | 13.75 oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eBeer O’Clock is a funny beer candle for beer lovers who have officially done enough for one day. The theme is a cold one; the fragrance is Comfort Spice. 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