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Our family-themed candle collection celebrates the dinners, personalities and questionable traditions that give you stories for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThanksgiving hostess gifts with something to say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone cooked. Someone brought wine. Someone arrived hungry and immediately asked when dinner would be ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/im-just-here-for-the-food-free-booze-candle\"\u003e“I’m Just Here for the Food and Free Booze”\u003c\/a\u003e puts that guest’s priorities right on the candle. Bring it as a funny Thanksgiving hostess gift for the person who knows your family a little too well—or a Friendsgiving gift for the friend who always volunteers their house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s a thank-you with a punchline. Whether they invite you back is between you and the dishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA little family drama for the gift exchange\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShopping for a family White Elephant, Yankee Swap or Dirty Santa exchange? A candle with a familiar joke gives everyone something to laugh about before the stealing starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMatch the humor to your crowd and check the exchange’s spending limit. For more options, browse our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/white-elephant-gifts\"\u003eWhite Elephant gifts\u003c\/a\u003e, or explore our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-candles\"\u003eChristmas candles and holiday gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBad Influence. 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